1/20/17 Alphabetical Advice

Always do the job right the first time
Be the best at everything
Consider the worst case scenario
Dogs are better than cats
Electric eels are dangerous
Find a way to make it happen
Graham crackers should never be eaten plain
Hats are life
Iguanas kinda smell bad
Jelly is not for waffles
Kangaroos can punch really hard
Learn from your mistakes
MAGA
Never run away from a fight
Octopus is only good fried
Puberty only sucks for a couple years
Quail meat is pretty tender
Row row row your boat
Snakes are not that scary
Tangled headphones are the worst
U-boats destroyed a lot of boats
Volume from your headphones can damage your hearing
Walrus blubber keeps them warm
Xtreme sports are the best sports
Yell at people if they take your stuff
Zebras are black with white stripes, not the other way around